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Jack Handey

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Bardamu
25.09.04 20:07
Noen som har lest noe av denne herremannen? Han har skrevet et par bøker som heter deep thoughts by jack handy som bl.a. inkluderer følgende betraktninger:

"If you ever drop your keys in a river of molten lava, let´em go, because, man they`re gone."

"When I die I hope people will think of me: that guy sure owed me a lot of money."

"If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture."

"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people."

"If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you."

"I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves."

osv.

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