Litt humor, håper ingen tar seg for nær av den... ;)
Big Evil's Guide to Becoming The Perfect Libertarian:
Step #1: Open up several oversea bank accounts, embezzle billions of dollars, and own multiple sweatshops to make yourself disgustingly rich.
Step #2: Use that money to buy yourself crack, a hooker, and a goat to fuck.
Step #3: Swim in large wauds of cash while cocaine is visible over your nostrils, the goat is limping from you fucking it too hard, and the hooker puts a gun to her mouth and shoots herself but you don't notice cause you're high off your ass.